Montmartre at Twenty to Eight, With the Carousel Still Asleep

Yesterday this hill was licensed painters and a queue for portraits. This morning at twenty to eight it was me, a tagged post box and a merry go round standing perfectly still.

Out the door before seven. I went to the Trocadéro first, filmed the big view for a good half minute, and then watched it back and realised I had made a home movie of other people’s holidays. That one is not going anywhere. Straight up the hill instead.

Close view of the white domes and apse of the Sacre-Coeur in low morning sun against a deep blue sky, with a green bronze angel on the roofline to the right and a small gargoyle below it
Twenty to eight, and the sun only on the top half of it. Look at the stonework on that dome.

Everyone shoots this building from the bottom of the steps, straight on, with the flag and the crowd. Go around the back and you get it in the low sun instead, and suddenly it is not a postcard, it is a drawing problem. Layers of arches, a dome with a fish scale pattern cut into it all the way round, an angel on the corner gone soft green, a gargoyle leaning out under it.

It is younger than it looks. Foundation stone in 1875, finished in 1914, and then the war put the opening off, so it was not consecrated until October 1919. Romanesque and Byzantine mixed, in white travertine, and built as an act of national penance after the war of 1870 and everything the Commune did to this city. So a building put up to say sorry. Standing on the hill where the trouble started.

They knew what they were doing with that stone, though. It never goes grey. Everything else in Paris is honey coloured and this one thing stays white.

Empty cobbled Montmartre street in early sun with a bright yellow post box covered in black tags, and pasted on the white corner wall beside it a woman in a rainbow striped dress holding a tambourine above her head
Nobody in the street except her, and she has been dancing all night.

Then the streets, and this is the whole reason to be up early. Empty cobbles. A yellow post box somebody has signed all over in one long tag. And on the corner, pasted flat to the render, a woman in a rainbow dress with a tambourine over her head, mid step, looking back over her shoulder.

She is signed in the corner, small. Whoever made her cut every strand of that hair separately and coloured it like a highlighter drawing, and then glued it to a wall where the rain will get it.

Old double decker carousel standing still and empty in morning shadow, painted panels and carved horses in the foreground, the white domes of the Sacre-Coeur rising over the stone balustrade behind it, empty green benches to the right
Not one child, not one queue. Just horses waiting to start.

And at the bottom of the steps, the merry go round, switched off. Painted panels around the canopy, gold beading, two horses out the front with their feet up and nowhere to go. The basilica sitting up behind the balustrade. Both benches empty.

Yesterday around lunchtime this hill was licensed painters, portrait queues and more people than I could count. This morning I had the whole thing to myself for forty minutes.

Write this on your hand if you ever come. Everything worth drawing here happens before eight o’clock. After that it is somebody else’s day.

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